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submitted 2 years ago by marioms@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

The police say the Grinch costume enabled the officer to approach the target building as part of seasonal celebrations without being detected by suspects.

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[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

“He even took the roast beast!”

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's all fun and games until gangs start shooting at people in customes because they think they're cops.

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

"You legally have to tell me you're a Grinch if I ask you"

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago
[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Assigned Grinch At Birth

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

That’s not what the Grinch was about.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago

The Grinch was about ruining Christmas. My Christmas would be ruined if my plug got busted.

[-] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

...or hell it just may be the real grinch himself

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 years ago

Those Whos would get more respect if they were cooking meth for Christmas cheer.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Screaming loudly for the police to hear

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Self-aware mfs

[-] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

All Cops Are Green

[-] Balthazar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like something out of The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

What is even happening anymore

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

The Grinch stood smiling before the house on Crook Lane,

For soon he knew he would be snorting some premium cocaine!

this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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