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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.

Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.

All of them are messed up in other ways.

Parents who are expecting on Christmas... Don't.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So try not to knock up the chick with the green bush on St. Patrick’s Day?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 months ago

I think this piece of advice applies regardless, to be honest.

[–] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

My my, such aggression. You gonna march him to his crucifixion?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Do I have to?

Ok, fine. But you'll have to sing some good cadences

AND NO "OLD KING COLE"!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Ehhh, we don't really have much evidence on what time of year he was born either way. The traditional attribution from the Early Church is the 25th of December, but that could stem from a superstition of people dying on the anniversary of their death, which was believed to be on the 25th of March

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫💪🏻👍🏻😎🍔🍺

(Am I doing this right ml?)

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Where's the bacon!? 🥓

Also needs two more flags. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

And then obviously one more bacon. 🥓

Yeah that should do it.:-)

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Should have gone to Little Caesars

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Closed for Saturnalia

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Render unto Little Ceasars that which is Little Caesars'.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

See, even Jesus was cool with conforming to the oligarchy. He only got pissed when they were exchanging money in front of the temple. Because… who controls the temple?