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[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 77 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

It tastes like dirt.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sorry chasers, I'm only 13.77% dommy mommy. I'm a subby puppy girl or bratty princess most of the time („ಡωಡ„)

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's an even better deal (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) Sign me up

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Are you me? x3

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Great, now there's two of them

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Transphobes realizing that the conservative media lied to them and that trans people are normal people be like

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Equal rights and no stigma = more confident (and maybe even dommy) tgirls

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm a worm, maybe this is why I can't find people to love me

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

too bad you're not a real doctor

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

But I am a real worm/ I am an actual worm/ I live like a worm

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you like to play the drums?

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm getting better on the drums

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They'll call you Doctor Worm!

Sorry to spoil the in joke, I just want more people to know TMBG.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 weeks ago

Find another worms, you could try going to the library€

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can the worm tie good knots?

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

"Hold on, transgirls are just girls but trans?"

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, I will love you as The Worm, and I'll love you as The Tyrant.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm ootl, can anyone help me out?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just a joke about "TRANS PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER" fearmongering (Panel 1) being taken to the conclusion that all trans people are ready to domme the poor oppressed cishets (taking the fearmongering to its logical, if sexual, conclusion) (Panel 2+3), and then being met with the reality that trans people are just people (Panel 4).

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks. The worm thing really confused me. Haha

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only if you can tell me in hour-long essays about the plot of fear and hunger

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I clicked on the link and remembered that people from other instances see the pfp I removed ages ago. Magic of lemmy. xd

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I've never asked anyone if they would love me if I was a worm. But now I realise that deep down, I know it's possible that I could, one day.