Meanwhile after drink it....
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I don't want him showing up at my door.
Send 'im round to mine, then
Is the wine magic or the penis?
Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I'll give it a pass, personally
...extract?
Ever milked a boy cow?
You're not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor's bull, would not recommend, I literally can't pee anymore because it won't go soft.
I'm pretty sure I don't want to understand that sentence.
By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the "essence" will be extracted from the dick.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Order yours today at dickbox-com
I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it's power, to be become a super man!
And probably poached rhino horn.
Hmm. I don't remember my magical penis making a wine, but I'll ask it...
It's wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it's also magical, that's how magic works
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Is it wine made from magical penises?
Wine that will make your penis magic?
Wine for magical penises?
Wine made by a magical penis?
Yes
🎶simply having a…🎶
Hahahaha, I heard the song immediately
Is it as good as 3 penis wine?
It tastes better but it’s not as effective.
I wouldn’t serve this swill at my EBDB BnB.
That's what my wife calls it when I stir her coffee with my dick
While it is still boiling?
I mean, the lady isn't into cold coffee.
Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um.. is that..
Taiwanese person here that can read the ingredients. It looks like it's made from Toad testicles. Edit: nope it's Gecko
蛤蚧 (géjiè) is gecko
Well shit. I totally misread that.
Been sitting on this photo for 10 years, my time has come
Quaker appears to make a very different type of oatmeal overseas...
I wouldn't have thought penis would have a high enough sugar content.
It's not the wine that's magical, it's the penises that are. The magic is that they're sugary enough.
They must've eaten a ton of pineapple.
'god whip alcohol'
On this occasion the translation on the bottle is accurate. 鞭 (biān) is also used for certain animal penises (maybe ungulates) when they're used as food or medicine, and 神 (shén) works as an adjective meaning miraculous or magical.
Fascinating! I knew the first and last character from japanese, but I don't speak any flavour of 'chinese' (yet). I found it really interesting, how this combination of characters translated as "magic penis". When I learned about 'kanji' in japanese I inmediately fell in love with them and since then I've been passively trying to learn some mandarin.
Have you tried Outlier Dictionary? It integrates with the Kanji Study app, if you aren't already using both there's really nothing better in my opinion. I did exactly what you did, but ultimately realised I'd prefer to study Mandarin directly.
以形补形，中医中常见的一个观点，哪个地方需要提高或者不舒服，就用什么部位做药进行治疗和调养。
translate me so that you know more background