He called in sick for our sins 🙏

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@yogthos pic description: Jesus sits sadly on a stone in a desert landscape with folded hands. Text: ”Whenever I´m in trouble, i think, 'What would Jesus do?' Then I pretend to be dead and dissapear for three days."

Yes, "pretend to be dead". An easy task to do when you are:

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nailed to a cross in front of a crowd which vehemently hates you and will ensure that you are dead.

That's some pretty good pretending, Jesus. A more believable out is to say that his followers made up the story that he resurrected.