You could probably use that power to kill someone. Pooped to death.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
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That's called dysentery.
magenta be like "IM GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS"
How does that work... spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?
Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defecation.
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I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don't know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
It's only Chaotic if you use it carelessly, OP, rather than to build your Lawful Evil Empire of Poop.
"I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills."
Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?
Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word 'rizz' regularly will now poop?
Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I'd be the God of a stinky new world.
Problem is that in the US I'm fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.
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Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.
Pink is the only good one there, especially since I don't need yellow
If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?
Even if its nearby... I'd visit every trump rally out there.
The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.
Is there a range limit on magenta? Do they have to be in my presence, just able to hear my voice, actively be paying attention? These are important factors!
It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let's call it the Brown Note.
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Pink one definetely, the green, yellow and especially blue are useless.
Pink please....
I have IBS and I do wish it on my worst enemies. Gimme that pink pill.
I've got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.
I'll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.
I'd probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.
Bobbity bibbity - your pants are now full of shittery