this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

My favorite part about this is that I saw this while sitting on the can within 20 mins of waking up. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Me on ADHD medication

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This happens to other people too? I thought it was because I drink too much and eat unhealthy garbage.

I have IBS-D lol

What makes you think other prone don't?

[โ€“] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

I did a sample size quiz with my coworkers. Most of us do a morning coffee poop. Maybe not first thing in the morning. But usually within the hour.

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm shitting violent rn. But it isn't morning:(

Good *mourning

Me too frend, me too

[โ€“] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You're cutting it rather close. One misstep and you're shitting the bed.

Have you tried not eating the toothpaste

[โ€“] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Nah that's the Taco Bell