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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Rational National pointed out that the 'Gulf of America' name was actually a joke Colbert made back in 2010 when he was still doing the Colbert Report.

Roughly 2 minutes into this video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BtzFxY66F7s

Old article about MSFT donating to Colbert's 'Gulf of America' charity aimed at cleaning up / mitigating oil spills from rigs that broke after Katrina:

https://news.softpedia.com/news/Bing-Donates-100-000-to-the-Colbert-Nation-Gulf-of-America-Fund-144192.shtml

We live in the Demented Clowns timeline, honk honk.

[–] TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Well that's a depressing watch...

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[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

2016-2020 : President of Alternate Facts 2025-2029: President of Alternate Reality

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like it's not great to say "Congress is already prepping" instead of "Marjorie Taylor Greene is prepping legistlation"

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

She has been legitimized at this point, unfortunately. She has committee assignments and the backing of the Speaker so there's now a high likelihood she has the leverage to get bills passed. Also the incoming GOP trifecta means she will be far far more close to the political center of Congress than ever before.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Actual, literal toddlers are really taking over the US, aren't they?

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Voted in by folks of similar mental capability.

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[–] fnrir@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Actual toddlers are less hateful then them. Still stands. Hateful toddlers.

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[–] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And I declare the US to be "South Canada"

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 18 hours ago

The media now see's it's job as shutting up and taking the bait, i see

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

President Musk will be livid that his suggestion to call it 'Gulf of X' was shot down.

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

President Musk will get his way and they will make a compromise and call it the Gulf of X-ico.

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Which America? South America? North America? How can it be the gulf of the entire continent?

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

C’mon, “Gulf of America” is already exhausting enough to say out loud.

If this actually comes to pass, five bucks says we’re all just going to call it the GOA (or you know, keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico).

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[–] febra@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But then they bitch about China and their wrongdoings in the South China Sea

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah because a stupid old man wanting to change the name is totally the same as building islands and putting military bases on then

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

You're right, but I worry this is an expansion of rhetoric similar to Taiwan. "It's always been our gulf. They're using land on our gulf."

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

You mean the Far West Extra-American Sea

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Wait until he hears about Mexico not being named America either!

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we pleast waste the next 4 years renaming things and get nothing practical done? That sounds like perfectly good mud to spin the tires in.

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[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I hope he doesn't hear about the Gulf of California. He is not going to understand that the Californias were Mexican and, thus, the Gulf is still named after the fact. He's going to claim some wacky s*it like "the name indicates it belongs to one of our states", "Mexicans are trying to steal California's assets", or something like that.

[–] QubaXR@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let's not forget, conservatives, CEOs and all that bunch operate with methods of a parlor magician. The louder they jingle the keys in one hand, the more we should be paying attention to what they are doing with the other.

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