Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.
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When you need some for a party, but don't want to pay for them during a hike.
Die Mart, your literal one-stop shop mart.
Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.
Hell is a pretty cool goth club but keep your eyes open because you will find actual vampires there
Hell seems to be where all the interesting people go to, so there.
I knew there had to be tit loans. I've gotta call my sister.
Is tit loans the place where I pay a stripper or a buy now pay later payment plan on estrogen?
(As an Asexual Transfem one of those sounds a lot better)
I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!
Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)
I'd love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.
I'm sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn't this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!
My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol...I haven't slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅
I feel like going to Die Mart today. Hopefully they have something affordable.
Look for the black light specials.
Well, I'm probably already going to Hell, so I might as well spread up the process. On the plus side, I could spend my time joining Carter in trying to find Reagan and we could both give him what he has coming for his Reaganomics.
One of the saddest parts about this comment is that by default my keyboard has Reaganomics as an actual word.
Ass world for me too.
Die Mart is tempting, I am ready to leave the mortal coil and see what awaits me on the other side
Actually the die mart was my very closest convenience store. Nice guy from Nepal was always behind the counter. Homeless guy would sleep behind the trash cans on the side. Once, he overdosed at the bus stop across the street. Although, the signs lights were out before this happened, maybe there's more to the name than we realize...
what's the top word meant to be in DIE MART? I know the bottom is "food mart" but I can't figure out Prodie or Frodie or Phodie but none of it makes sense
Might Brodie's?
yep, makes sense, thanks
Just Brodie would make sense too. There's a long street called Brodie Lane in Austin, TX.
Oh I've been looking for a local Die Mart, wonderful