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[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Where is $17 a lot of money? In your parents basement??? I guess tendies would be covered for this greentext. Get an education and get double that, still be broke, and still work until your mental breakdown, at which point if all of you's can organize your break downs to align, we might be able to take that mental anguish out of the 1% families who's houses are burning in the palisades. Yeah I said it, the universe hates the palisades. Burn baby burn.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 21 minutes ago

Applies to all Palisades equally

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Home depot is the most depressing of hardware stores. I wouldn't want to work there even if what this fake ass post says is true.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Also $17/hr is shit pay. You can't even rent an apartment at $17/hr.

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Depends on your area.

[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

This was how it was in the good old days working third shift at Walmarts back when they closed at like 9-10pm. You were just there to unload the trucks and restock the shelves, so our store would put the peddle down and be finished at 3-4 in the morning. Our shift was until 7am so we'd typical goof off playing video games in the electronics department or watching movies.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 12 hours ago

So this is why when I come in for the morning shift nothing has been done.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 113 points 21 hours ago (12 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a thin line over it that barely covers it. I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

The only explanation I’ve heard is that big domains like .world use AI to scan images for filtering. That and reposting content from other website with strict profanity filters.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The hell are on about? This is not Instagram.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

This screen cap is two years old. Who knows how many site filters it has had to filter through.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago

Those alleged filters are so fucking strict that a four year old who barely recognizes motherfucking letter would read that shit like a spelling bee champion.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago

I doubt it is .world and not every mainstream social media

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I worked at the tire center in wal-mart when I was in college. To accomodate my school schedule I started at 2 in the afternoon and worked until the tire center closed. Then I was supposed to work with the people inside doing whatever they did for the last few hours. They never actually told me who to report to or what I was supposed to be doing for the last 3 hours so I would just go sleep in my car then go back in and clock out at the end of my shift. I did this for like 9 months and no one ever questioned me.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Did you quit or did someone noticed after 9 Months?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I quit when I got another job. My boss was gunning for me for other reasons when I left though.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 12 hours ago

Manager: "We're getting closer to finding out who pooped in the walk-in. It's just a matter of time."

Lightnsfw: "...So I'm quitting for unrelated reasons..."

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Ok, but what are the benefits? Is there a union? $17 is barely more than minimum wage.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 20 minutes ago

Less than in some places

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

$7.25 is the federal minimum, which is the still minimum for many states.

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[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

The federal minimum is less than half of that

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Getting paid to be there through the night for the times when a person is actually needed, as well as being on site to keep an eye on things. Sounds like honest work to me

That's basically it. They're just there just in case they're needed and many people actually can't stand working like that. There are a ton of jobs where someone only needs to be there just so any potential work gets done right away. But it's shocking how few people actually enjoy getting paid to do nothing most of the time. It definitely takes a certain mindset.

I work a similar job right now. I'm support in a factory. I show up to work with the expectation that I'll only actually be working for maybe about 20-30% of my shift. If a machine needs attention or a production coworker has a question then I deal with it, otherwise I read a book. Whenever one of our production workers gets promoted to support, it always takes them months to get used to not working. They always start out trying to take literally every call just to have work to do and nervously twiddling their thumbs while staring into space at their desk when they don't. Eventually they start pulling out their phone but they always look so guilty about it and hide it as soon as a boss walks by. And these are internal hires who even have the advantage of having personally watched me fucking around on my phone sending memes to my boss all day at work every day without issue. We actually just lost an external hire maintenance guy because he was constantly woried that he wasn't doing enough work and was going to get fired.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

Especially since it's nights - when most people don't want to work, and when it fucks up your health doing it regularly.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I work overnight at a home Depot, this has not been my experience.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 19 points 23 hours ago

Home Depot getting inventive with their recruiting strategies

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Home Depot is an hardware shop in the USofA, right?

If so, why is an hardware store open overnight? What DIY emergency can come about that it can't wait for working hours?

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These stores are not open at night. They sometimes have overnight staff that process loading bay trucks and/or restock shelves on the retail floor.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Basically every chain grocery store does this at least once a week as well. I remember them trying to get me to do it when I worked for one while in college. Acted like it was such a great opportunity to get an extra buck an hour, which I quickly refused.

Go to any 24/7 store around 3-4am and you'll probably see people restocking shelves.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I worked retail at a major store ~45k sqft and we had people come in at 2-3am and work until 10-11am “stocking shelves”. Thing is, part of our closing duties when it wasn’t busy was to restock the shelves. So most of the time the people stocking just ducked around for 8 hours. They were always super chill but had terrible weed.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's how I learned to code. Got a night security job to pay bills and just took my laptop there. In my whole time there I had to get up from my desk maybe 2 times because some drunk dudes would get lost and stumble into the territory lol

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's somewhat the same argument for universal income. Gives people time to learn valuable skill sets without giving all their time and energy to some company.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, though I prefer the Negative Income Tax formulation over Universal Basic Income, for the simple reason that there's a lot less bookkeeping (only need to pay out for people making <$X). Ensure everyone is over the poverty line whether employed or not and we can eliminate the minimum wage and people will likely be better off since they can pursue their passions (which they'll likely be a lot more productive at) instead of doing whatever makes enough money.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, that's actually really great. I always wondered how UBI would work on a large scale when already wealthy people are in the mix. I mean, they don't exactly need it.

They'd basically pay it back in taxes. But the tax bill looks super unattractive for UBI for any reasonable amount ($15k is federal poverty line, which is ~$4.5T assuming 300M people).

NIT could probably replace Social Security without changing taxes at all. There are ~37M people in poverty, which is $550B, and Social Security spends $950B every year. If it replaces other welfare programs or if we lift the income cap, we could increase benefits, and states could chip in their own as well. We could also phase it in, so people under some age only get NIT, while people over some age only get SS. If it works as intended, we should decrease beneficiaries over time as people break the cycle of poverty and start businesses and whatnot.

I think it's totally feasible.

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