this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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[–] r1pp0ff@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemon flavour is better 😒

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

strawberry chocolate sprinkles...

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just like grandma used to make!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

This tastes like grandma's ashtray!

[–] nick@midwest.social 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Couple things wrong with this image.

  • an ice cream cone for the snow cone? Psychotic
  • snow is way too light
[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like something else is wrong but can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yeah, you’re right. There’s no straw for when it melts!

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Snow can be wet and heavy, but this is straight up slush.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Rocky Road-Salt

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i have always been amazed that people are able to function normally with nails that long. not trying to hate on it or anything, just genuinely impressed. i don’t think i could do what they do.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Neither could I, simply due to the ick factor introduced by all sorts of shit accumulating under the nails. Imagine wiping with those.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

You don't know how to use the three ~~seashells~~ fingernails?

So fucking cursed

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nice try but you can't fool me, that's clearly oreo ice cream.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago