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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Love the dude back-right filming the cellphone pov...

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 35 points 4 days ago

Gotta get those teasers ready for socials.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Come on, somebody's got to link that video of the cameraman feeding the actors donuts

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 66 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's hilarious. Actually got a verbal chuckle

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Gave me a little coughing fit, but I have a head cold, so I'm an easy target.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

Fuck I wish I could share this with my family

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fluffers gotta keep their energy up.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When you're hungry, but you can't eat out.

#69 on the menu: Tucan-chu

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Also gets the taste of dick out of their mouth for a while

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I suspect more people apply for the job that like the taste of dick than don't.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thanks for making this funny pic sfw.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would imagine it gets samey day after day and is just a job that pays the bills. I know a girl that does such acting and it really is just a day job, I imagine the crew have even less investment after a while.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 days ago

End of the day, it’s a job. Nothing special about it.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 27 points 4 days ago

That's some anime censorship style camera placement

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 4 days ago

Does the pie tastes more creamy to you too?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] uis@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Darn it. I'm leaving it

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Camera operators gotta eat!

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Not sure I would trust a biscuit on set nor anywhere nearby. That seems like an easy way to get “I can’t believe it’s not butter” on your buttered biscuit.