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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

He's long been known as a soggy wet noodle. What I want to know is, was he closeted, or never quite instant noodles?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

Good ol' sugar tits.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I support right-wingers who are dumb enough to believe this right to use this treatment (without forcing any doctors to do so, of course). It will only serve to diminish their numbers.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Note that RFK Jr wants to withdrawal approval for vaccines for anyone to use...

As it propagates within their own circles, as they get real power we all get to be in the same boat as subject to their wild theories.

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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

I’m just waiting for Rogan to say DMT stops cancer and frankly I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

These people treat knowable medical information the way that people a decade or so ago used to treat stories about ghosts or being abducted by aliens.

[–] FolknForage@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Totally misrepresented, you left out prayer

/s

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I am glad his dumb ass friends will be gone soon

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Methylene blue is the most surprising of them all. It's often used as a cationic stain (so it reacts with negatively charged stuff) for bacterial identification and "making cells more visible".

I barely understand how it works but also heard that is used intravenously for some anoxia issues by some smart doctors but with someone not suffering anoxia, that seems like a thing that you don't want in your body.

Edit: and as an aquarium dye to battle fungal infections.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fabric dye? Sometimes I wish we hadn't done all this testing on animals to make sure this stuff was safe to consume...

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