I feel seen. My wife and I are like this. When we sit on the couch, she puts her arm around me. When I’m cooking she loves to bend me over and fake pump me from behind. She takes care of me. It’s wonderful.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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You are a lucky guy
This is adorable.
It reminded me of how often without even thinking I do tits and ass grabbing
They look wealthy
They look happy
Wealth can do that
A study showed girls who had a poney were healthier.
Who is filming this ?!
Mr. Tripod
Those two are so cute together.
This has all been standard in every heterosexual relationship I’ve ever had, with the exception of lifting dudes up onto tables. They’re heavy and lifting them safely would ruin the fun a bit.
I think I might just be sexually aggressive (with consenting partners), because I’m definitely not a top, lol
Am I the sub? Is all that I'm lacking the pegging? What do I do?
It's not the outside, it's how one is inside that counts.
See, what I'm saying is, anyone can be a big dommy mommy!
I have no idea what she's talking about but my wife wants me to tell you guys this is truth.
It really woke me up because it's so true.
At least the house would be clean /s
Why is this funny?