this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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[–] purrtastic 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel seen. My wife and I are like this. When we sit on the couch, she puts her arm around me. When I’m cooking she loves to bend me over and fake pump me from behind. She takes care of me. It’s wonderful.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

You are a lucky guy

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 44 points 6 days ago

This is adorable.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

It reminded me of how often without even thinking I do tits and ass grabbing

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Wealth can do that

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

A study showed girls who had a poney were healthier.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Those two are so cute together.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

This has all been standard in every heterosexual relationship I’ve ever had, with the exception of lifting dudes up onto tables. They’re heavy and lifting them safely would ruin the fun a bit.

I think I might just be sexually aggressive (with consenting partners), because I’m definitely not a top, lol

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 12 points 6 days ago

Am I the sub? Is all that I'm lacking the pegging? What do I do?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

It's not the outside, it's how one is inside that counts.
See, what I'm saying is, anyone can be a big dommy mommy!

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I have no idea what she's talking about but my wife wants me to tell you guys this is truth.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It really woke me up because it's so true.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

At least the house would be clean /s

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 0 points 5 days ago

Why is this funny?