You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.
🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!
For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrühstückt?
Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
You can give a man a drink and his thirst will be quenched for a day, but if you show a man to the water source, he will be quenched for the rest of his life.
I like one from a They Might Be Giants song, you made my day, now you have to sleep in it.
It's raining cobras and mongooses.
This looks like ai slop