this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
327 points (99.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27370 readers
3384 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

It got better.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 9 points 14 hours ago

I know you make joke but what if there was a death certificate and you were on it but you're still alive? The button makes sense then

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 14 hours ago

You can sometimes tell when someone is suicidal by certain warning signs...

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm imagining you click that dropdown and it's a list of every person

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

And then you select a beloved celebrity, click "post" and get your day of virality. That's how the far right media sphere do internships.

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well the US Govt makes you pay taxes as a citizen even if you're on a visa abroad. It shouldn't be surprising that it makes you pay taxes in the afterlife too. You just need to prove you're dead so they can update your home address.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

If they can figure out where to send the bill.

[–] Venator 7 points 16 hours ago

Maybe it's just to catch dumb people trying to do life insurance fraud 😂

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, but they do believe in clerical errors

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Will I be revived due to a typo?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Probably not. But if it happens, in order to declared alive again (legally) you probably have to obtain the death certificate.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Getting pronounced as alive again is supposed to be a nightmare, or so I heard.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

ThatsTheJoke.jpg

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 19 hours ago

"Preorder now for 30% off!"