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[–] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 300 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 230 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

We fired our fact-checkers, so we cannot verify whether that is true or not.

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True or not, this is the outcome we deserve.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's the outcome I want to believe as well.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i would like to post a community note saying that i personally believe it to be true

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can assure you it is true as I was there. I was the $100 note.

[–] eltoukan@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can also assure you it is true. I was given a $100 not.. uh wait no you didn't hear that

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally everything about it's anecdotal so the best result a fact-checker could have is a shrug.

Nah they have actual footage from the event

[–] lath@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The AI replacement says this is true.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They couldn't before they fired them either, so not a lot has changed. Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

I think the goal was to flag benign content as misinformation to push truthful content to the same level as flat earth content.

So doing exactly what was intended.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Look at mister MVP over here.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

ahahahaha, thanks for linking

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's playing checkers, she's playing 3d go.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think 3d go is called gone

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

$500 minimum, and I'd really have to think hard about it.
$1000, done deal.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Even at $100 it's a pretty reasonable time/compensation ratio, assuming you only have to spend like 10 minutes on actual performance time.

Of course there is potentially travel time and the overhead of communicating ahead of time to set up the prank.

May not be worth it if you have a full time job already.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any acting student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any ~~acting~~ student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

> Any ~~acting~~ student would ~~take~~ the 100 ~~gladly~~.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

any ~~acting~~ ~~stu~~Dent would take ~~100~~ his towel

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's reasonable for a steady gig but not for a one-off contract.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, someone else already has the job. Thanks for your application though!

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dealer's choice ehh? Let's go with "explosive herpes".

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doctor's have never seen anything like it before, explosive, just completely explosive.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Like a minefield around the mouth that usually looks like almost everything just went off. The boils in-between could get pretty huge for the face, too. Like a quarter inch. I actually have a dormant variety because I once tried to hug mom and a few of them popped. She screamed and hit me and made me promise to never do it again...

[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

To shreds you say

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like something will Farrell would say. Approved.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sounds like the basis of a very healthy marriage!

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago

he sounds playful. They will be alright

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Once again a random user diagnoses a marriage from a single post. What a time we live in to have access to so many skilled experts capable of diagnosing such things with just a little bit of information!

I think they'll be fine: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrisonburg/comments/1hvdyv8/fake_kidpissed_wife_epilogue/

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is definitely healthy marriage shit. And a marriage that is better off than at least half. Humor is a necessary ingredient to happiness and the crazier the better sometimes.

Edit: and if it wouldn't work on your marriage, one or both of you is fragile.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I've got some free time but I don’t think I could pass for twenty. RIP, $100.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 17 points 2 weeks ago

Oh shit I wanna do this

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I would have totally done this lol

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really want to know how this played out

[–] turboturtle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What a great story. I love both her reaction to his "son" and her reaction to finding out it was an act.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks! That was a fun read :)

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I like how OP denotes the actors, as to be very clear in his description of how he's either going to get divorced or murdered.

Let's pretend you accomplish this and she sees the err of her ways. Then what? She's going to kill you when she finds out the kid is not really yours.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually it went really well. The wife thought it was hilarious, according to the husband.

"I can't decide what amused her more... the effort I put into the ruse or the fact that I ended up proving her right in the process. [...She said] 'Next time you can save $100 and just assume you're wrong.'"

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll be damned. He found someone to match his crazy.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not as uncommon as sitcoms make it seem. My wife--brilliant, hilarious, way smarter and better at things than I am--would probably think it was hilarious, too. It wouldn't work for our situation (we got together too early in life for it to be believable), but I wouldn't expect any backlash.

I would expect payback in-kind, though.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife found out last year that her mom cheated and that her dad was not her biological dad. He didn't know either. 3 months later he died. Then when she found her biological dad, he had just died too. Then her mom got divorced from her current husband.

Ain't NO way am I fucking around with that right now.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Whoa. Yep, I'd call that...like, the dictionary definition of reading the room. Yikes.

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