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[โ€“] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 31 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Please do notice that he replied to himself a month after the fact. He was cooking that up for an entire month ๐Ÿ˜น

[โ€“] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 6 points 1 hour ago

It just took a month to connect to his own brain.

[โ€“] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Without even realizing that rm -rf works on posix filesystems which are not directly exposed at osi layer 3.

This is the brilliant scientific mind that wants to take humanity to mars. ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Mim@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 hours ago

And still couldn't figure out how it works.
What a pathetic loser ๐Ÿ˜น

[โ€“] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

God this tweet makes me mad on so many levels. Anyone who has spent any meaningful amount of time in the command line knows this tweet is such bullshit.

EDIT: Further venting of frustrations.

[โ€“] RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is a freshman CS/IT major's attempt at humor. Most of us learn and grow out of it and/or get the memes right, but Elon isn't smart and isn't actually capable of understanding how stupid this looks

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No it major would fuck the syntax like that, this is a script kiddie hooting through a mouthful of cheetos

[โ€“] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Musk has no teal programming credentials to speak of I thought. His degree(s) are physics and economics.

[โ€“] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Funnily enough he doesn't even have a physics degree. He has been wrongly claiming that forever, and one joke is that's one reason he bought Twitter, because the guys there wouldn't shut up about that

[โ€“] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

That's why the plural is in parenthesis.

He bought Twitter because he had to. He made a legally binding offer to purchase it at a soecific price per share as a joke and then was forced to follow through because Jack Dorsey et al did not take it as a joke.

Elon's forced purchase of Twitter is proof how dumb he can be.

[โ€“] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 48 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

It's just another case of Musk trying to sound smart but instead ends up proving that he doesn't even have a basic working understanding on the subject.

I guess this time the only difference is that it doesn't look like he paid an actually competent person to help him with it.

[โ€“] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This might be giving him too much credit, but I think what he's trying to say is that he had the woke_mind_virus and deleted it from his mind? They've all co-opted the term red pill from the Matrix (widely seen as a trans allegory) and are using it to justify their unpopular actions because they're now free of having to be "woke" and can oppress those who are marginalized.

Obligatory Fuck Elon:

Fuck Elon

[โ€“] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Fuck thats some good shit. It will never cease to amaze me how every piece of pop culture they touch brings the creators out swinging.

[โ€“] dragonfucker 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ivanka Trump is trans confirmed. She got those boobs from the red estrogen pill.

[โ€“] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Luci@lemmy.ca 65 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

thats not how rm -rf works

[โ€“] Artyom@lemm.ee 26 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not to diminish the fact that that's not how rm works, but that's also not how anything else in his tweet works either.

[โ€“] Luci@lemmy.ca 4 points 57 minutes ago

I only care about the rm part

[โ€“] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah he needs a file or directory list after a space after the f

Traditional is /*

[โ€“] Luci@lemmy.ca 3 points 56 minutes ago

Just / would work but --no-preserve-root would kick it up a notch

[โ€“] dragonfucker 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that command wouldn't run. Which means Elon still has the woke mind virus.

That's probably why he told everyone to take the red pill. The red pill is estrogen.

...ohhhhhh, so that's how he's going to create those genetically engineered catgirls! He meant epigenetic changes caused by estrogen!

[โ€“] Luci@lemmy.ca 1 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

But estrogen pills are blue yo

Trust me I know

[โ€“] dragonfucker 2 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

This is what they looked like in the 90s

[โ€“] Luci@lemmy.ca 1 points 40 minutes ago

Damn, so both pills are estrogen!

[โ€“] Stimpy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago
[โ€“] joyjoy@lemm.ee 37 points 3 hours ago

Elon is not an engineer. Don't believe his lies.

Well if its in $PATH he just ran it twice

[โ€“] Sabata11792@ani.social 50 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like Muskrat can't remove the virus it as it deleted the RM command.

[โ€“] noride@lemm.ee 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

GASP the virus is in the user!

[โ€“] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, woke isn't a virus but Elon is?

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€

[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
-bash: woke_mind_virus: command not found
[โ€“] villainy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Musky needs to hook up with NextGenHacker101 and get on that tracer-t tip!

[โ€“] italics2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Elon you found the Virus in your brain. Now do "rm -rf /"!!!

[โ€“] Scoopta@programming.dev 19 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

๐Ÿค”, I must not have the mind virus then as 127.0.0.1 does not loopback on my machines. Victory? Also I'd just like to point out that while hostnames can contain _ they're not supposed to as it's reserved for special purposes like SRV records.