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[–] shirro@aussie.zone 4 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

I was a huge SpaceX fan from the early days so watched a lot of Musks presentations and interviews and noticed a lot of repetition and always felt he was strongly working from talking points combined with a reasonably good high level understanding of the topic.

He didn't work as well off script and seemed to have stunted emotional development, not unlike a lot of internet age manboys raised on memes, video games and porn. It is difficult to reconcile his behaviour with an adult, father and manager of people and money. I suspect he has some seriously competent peiple around him like Shotwell who cover for his fuck ups.

IMO he probably is the kind of guy who can soak up stuff around him, turn it into a set of talking points and repeat it with the appearance of expertise. I think he may have had some cognitive decline due to age and lifestyle but I think he was a pretty competent bullshit artist in the past.

I am not an expert at anything but like many IT people discovered long ago that I can pick up most things in my general field with a bit of research. It is a dangerous mindset sometimes. There really is the feeling that with some basic undergrad math and comp sci and a weekend of googling you can understand quantum field theory and it's totally delusional of course.

Unfortunately the fake it to you make it culture seems to have won. It doesn't matter how crap you are, if you put yourself out there with confidence you will outcompete the quiet competent types. And when you get caught out there never seem to be consequences.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 7 points 59 minutes ago

He can fake gaming kinda-sorta, he can fake admirers kinda-sorta... Why could he kinda-sorta fake programming skills?

He's the ultimate fake

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 minutes ago

Now if he would just remove the French localization

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

did he just delete his brain via neuralink?

[–] bad_news@lemmy.billiam.net 1 points 51 minutes ago

I love how this lucky fucker is always playing his perpetual rolling 20 by chance as genius, when its apparent luck just loves the WORST former genocide victims, from South African Huguenots to Israeli Jews. Armenians, do worse if you want to do better!

[–] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 50 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Please do notice that he replied to himself a month after the fact. He was cooking that up for an entire month 😹

[–] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 14 points 3 hours ago

It just took a month to connect to his own brain.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Without even realizing that rm -rf works on posix filesystems which are not directly exposed at osi layer 3.

This is the brilliant scientific mind that wants to take humanity to mars. 🙄

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 hours ago

And still couldn't figure out how it works.
What a pathetic loser 😹

[–] RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is a freshman CS/IT major's attempt at humor. Most of us learn and grow out of it and/or get the memes right, but Elon isn't smart and isn't actually capable of understanding how stupid this looks

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No it major would fuck the syntax like that, this is a script kiddie hooting through a mouthful of cheetos

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Musk has no teal programming credentials to speak of I thought. His degree(s) are physics and economics.

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Funnily enough he doesn't even have a physics degree. He has been wrongly claiming that forever, and one joke is that's one reason he bought Twitter, because the guys there wouldn't shut up about that

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

That's why the plural is in parenthesis.

He bought Twitter because he had to. He made a legally binding offer to purchase it at a soecific price per share as a joke and then was forced to follow through because Jack Dorsey et al did not take it as a joke.

Elon's forced purchase of Twitter is proof how dumb he can be.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 55 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

It's just another case of Musk trying to sound smart but instead ends up proving that he doesn't even have a basic working understanding on the subject.

I guess this time the only difference is that it doesn't look like he paid an actually competent person to help him with it.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This might be giving him too much credit, but I think what he's trying to say is that he had the woke_mind_virus and deleted it from his mind? They've all co-opted the term red pill from the Matrix (widely seen as a trans allegory) and are using it to justify their unpopular actions because they're now free of having to be "woke" and can oppress those who are marginalized.

Obligatory Fuck Elon:

Fuck Elon

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Fuck thats some good shit. It will never cease to amaze me how every piece of pop culture they touch brings the creators out swinging.

[–] dragonfucker 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ivanka Trump is trans confirmed. She got those boobs from the red estrogen pill.

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 86 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

thats not how rm -rf works

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 41 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not to diminish the fact that that's not how rm works, but that's also not how anything else in his tweet works either.

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 hours ago

I only care about the rm part

[–] dragonfucker 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that command wouldn't run. Which means Elon still has the woke mind virus.

That's probably why he told everyone to take the red pill. The red pill is estrogen.

...ohhhhhh, so that's how he's going to create those genetically engineered catgirls! He meant epigenetic changes caused by estrogen!

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But estrogen pills are blue yo

Trust me I know

[–] dragonfucker 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is what they looked like in the 90s

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Damn, so both pills are estrogen!

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah he needs a file or directory list after a space after the f

Traditional is /*

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just / would work but --no-preserve-root would kick it up a notch

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

God this tweet makes me mad on so many levels. Anyone who has spent any meaningful amount of time in the command line knows this tweet is such bullshit.

EDIT: Further venting of frustrations.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 40 points 6 hours ago

Elon is not an engineer. Don't believe his lies.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 56 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like Muskrat can't remove the virus it as it deleted the RM command.

[–] noride@lemm.ee 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

GASP the virus is in the user!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, woke isn't a virus but Elon is?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] Stimpy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
-bash: woke_mind_virus: command not found

Well if its in $PATH he just ran it twice

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Musky needs to hook up with NextGenHacker101 and get on that tracer-t tip!

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 19 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

🤔, I must not have the mind virus then as 127.0.0.1 does not loopback on my machines. Victory? Also I'd just like to point out that while hostnames can contain _ they're not supposed to as it's reserved for special purposes like SRV records.

[–] italics2@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Elon you found the Virus in your brain. Now do "rm -rf /"!!!