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[–] polle@feddit.org 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Thats me 10 years ago. In half a year iam finishing my masters degree, yay!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 hours ago

That's a big step. What is your degree in?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

That's me right now, but I already have one master's which I'm not using.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 8 points 9 hours ago

Literally me.

Well, except I thought I had the answer at one point, but now I’m disillusioned and jaded

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Then you get out the shower, and it's america (ಠ㉨ಠ)▂▂⌇

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago

I want to scream at me in college to not choose tech as backup because what the fuck is going on right now I just want my first big boy job bro

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

The exact quote that came to my mind. So glad I was shown this back in high school

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 42 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Me in the same shower, wondering the same thing at age 40...

[–] RacerX@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

Yup. 40 year old here plotting a major career shift, but I don't know into what.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 hours ago

It never ends, my friend.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago

At least they had company for ten years

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

tankless lyfe

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That O irks me. It should be 0.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Favourite ever webcomic relates well to this.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-09-02

Obviously it isn’t easy but you have a ton of life left to live how you want to

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Thank you for posting that. I really needed to see that today.

Edit: I think you meant to post 2012-09-02, right?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

Yep, I fixed the link, thanks!

I like most of SMBC but this is by far my favourite

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

I like this. Life isn't easy though, none of them are. Spend my first life mastering trucking. Was absolutely done with it at the end, but there were fun times too. Went back to college at 33 to start my second life mastering programming. Now I'm about to finish my bachelor and really looking forward to starting a career. I'm convinced that this won't be my last life, but I haven't clue what my next life will look like.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I get it. But it isn't comforting or paying the bills.

Because I'm cold in a homeless shelter.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

43, still don't know.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Me in the shower in my late 20's watching all the remaining open doors to possibly achieve my dreams close right in front of my eyes (because my dreams need money/food to happen) 😭

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
  • Record/produce/write music, particularly extreme metal. Already achieved some of it on last year. extremely small scale before I went to school for electrical engineering. But I really want to "go pro" and work with other people, build my own studio from the ground up, and bring some technical rigor to music production. For this, I really need independence more than money, because I don't think I could find a job in engineering if an employer knew I had such a background, but money ---> independence.

  • Design and build professional audio software and hardware with open source code and open hardware. To that end, I got a degree in electrical engineering and I am taking a digital signal processing class this semester, although I already taught myself all the mathematics and built an audio equalizer last semester based on that knowledge. I've already started learning the JUCE library, but I haven't had the time lately to do stuff.

For the above two, more than straight-up money, I really need space to set up a studio, and free time to do it. I even have enough gear to get back into it once I get space. But to get space, I need money. I also need money to fabricate PCBs for the types of boards I want to build (lots of mixed-signal stuff that a breadboard could mess with).

  • Smash capitalism and the State. But IMO I don't make for an effective mouthpiece. I feel I will be more useful paying bail bonds, giving comrades a place to crash/lay low, and providing monetary support for Food Not Bombs, Four Thieves Vinegar Collective, Anarchist Black Cross, etc., once I get a job.

  • Smash fossil fuels and contribute to renewable energy, preferably with an emphasis on distributed power generation. I can't say too much without doxxing myself, but I'm doing some academic research into how renewables interact with the grid.

  • Learn as much math, physics, philosophy, and history as possible so I can "try stuff" easily. I'm currently a lot farther ahead on the first two.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It sounds to me like you're flourishing?? Like, I get that money is an impediment, but with your skills you are at least able to earn enough scratch to probably achieve a lot of this, especially if you can connect with the right folks.

Just don't get trapped by big paycheques of private sector that are likely to come your way. They can rob you of your 2 to 3 best decades if you aren't careful.

You sound like a real cool dude and if I knew you irl I would be mentally drafting up a plan to trick you into being my friend.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago

It sounds to me like you're flourishing??

I appreciate the sentiment, but it certainly feels like I'm not. More accurately, I really feel like I'm not flourishing in a sustainable way. Sure, the next three months are going to be a lot of fun doing research and finishing up my graduate degree, but what about six months from now when I'm a washed-up graduate with no job and no school again?

but with your skills you are at least able to earn enough scratch to probably achieve a lot of this, especially if you can connect with the right folks.

I applied for over 300 jobs last year with zero offers. I'm autistic and I really have a lot of trouble socializing with people, so I really haven't been able to connect with the right folks for the most part.

I would be mentally drafting up a plan to trick you into being my friend.

I mean my DMs are open 😆

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Go to college. Take 1 class. Find a community. Find a different one. Or another different one. Find people you like who like you.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Go to college. Take 1 class.

I'm finishing my third degree this semester lol.

Find a community. Find a different one. Or another different one. Find people you like who like you.

Okay but first I need to get money to eat, sleep, exist, etc. without being harassed by the cops, because all resources are paywalled.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You went to college and didn't realize they have a ton of free communities?

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus. What good are free communities if they are forced to spend their waking hours trying to earn money to exist?

Time is a commodity. Energy is a commodity. Going places and meeting people costs time and energy they don't have to spend.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So what's the alternative?

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

In an equitable world, where we had either some form of UBI or shared the means of production and had leisure time to enjoy, it wouldn't be a thing. Spend time at home recharging, go outside and meet people. Go online and meet people. Join community events and do things that interest you and relationships will naturally bloom as a result.

Since we live in Hell? I have no idea. You tell me.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 hours ago

I live an hour away from my school. Can't afford gas or public transit. So no, I really couldn't do any extracurriculars.