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this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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The Hitler you get when you order off wish.
I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers
Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of ~~testosterone~~ estrogen
To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
I mean, he's not exactly a slim guy. Can't it also just be because he's a bit overweight?
Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.
They're wrong either way.
To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
Damn it, I knew I forgot something.
This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.
Old mate Elon space x x x
Nailed it
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Looks like some good bean dip there.
Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.
Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.
Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.
But he does also have tits like someone who's flip flopping on HRT
Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)
That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)
his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled
404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find
Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:
I noticed the gums when it was showing him next to barron after trump said drill baby drill
You can see his gums are inflamed and bleeding a bit. It's hard to capture in a pic but you can see his gums are fucked in that clip
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tread carefully,
he's the reichest man on earth
And he's still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.
Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.
Too bad this doesn't translate as well audibly.
But I lol'd.
It does if you know German, at least to me.
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His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.
I also hate him, but I'm not transphobic. Maybe he doesn't hate himself enough? C'mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!
"You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I'm telling you why. Elon Musk's a bastard and dumb."
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The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn't last 30 seconds in any combat situation
I imagine the gilded age was full of losers running the show as well. They just didn't have the forums we do today for it to be documented.
I agree, same with Nazi Germany. These people were social rejects. Misfits taking their revenge on the world.
Average neonazi
That's actually a pretty toxic thought train. Combat resigned shouldn't be an important feature of leaders or respected members of society.
Granted, this is fine for this case- I'll allow it.
I think we all have pretty negative trains of thought about this guy. If I wasn't afraid of legal consequences, I would still sleep well with his head on my scorecard.
Im also thinking tempermentally too, they are weak people. Childish, emotional, easily wounded by words. I have no fucking clue how the voter base sees this in any way as strength.
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As I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits
Swag shirts suck now that American Apparel went under... pretty sure that's not the problem he's having here tho
Wait wait. You haven't even seen him without a shirt on.
His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.
Man he needs sun..
Nice tits, bro!
Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma
Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.
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