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[–] kubica@fedia.io 94 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And yet there is so many people thinking they will make an exception for them.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I'm one of them, surely they will spare me as I'm part of the group, right?"

schadenfraude, we're gonna live of schadenfraude for 4 long years

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If we're lucky then Trump dies, there won't really be another cult of personality like him. Even now he's coasting on his old persona, he's just a grumpy old man with limited ability to remember much of anything.

[–] brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Vance would be much worse than Trump, Vance can take orders.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 73 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Nobody's going to be fine. Tariffs on our 3 biggest trade partners are going to raise the prices of nearly everything by 25%

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 36 points 5 days ago

Who could possibly have the foresight to know that making things more expensive won’t lower the prices?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If we're lucky.

At least he's not raising the effective tax rate on the bottom 95% of.Americans.... right?

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[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And mass deportations are going to lead to food shortages and massive price hikes at the grocery store.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago

They will imprison people and make them work the fields.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nobody’s going to be fine.

Not even Elon?

Promise?

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

Weird way to make the economy better for working people. Hmmm

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)

And just like everybody else, you forgot the Native Americans.

You know, the ones that they're trying to remove their citizenship based on some 140-year-old law that has already been superseded by other better law?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I really, really, don't understand how/why Native Americans are treated so bad. It makes no sense to me. Then their artifacts and regalia will be copied or sold for top dollar. It's insane.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago (6 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Oh shit, why hadn't that come up in my head? You're right. I'm dumb.

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They had the unmitigated gall to be living on our land before we got there.

[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

One of my best friends in childhood was Duwamish, and his family had it rough. Haven't seen him in 50 years, and all that was forgotten come meme-making time. I'm guilty as charged, sorry.

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Even if you don’t match any of them… worry

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Yep. I'm cis, literally the whitest kid you know, and male. I just bought a backup crossbow.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In case your primary crossbow jams up? Clever.

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[–] Resol@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (20 children)

I'm not even in the US and I'm worrying. Especially due to the fact that I'm both Moroccan and queer (specifically aroace). Guess I'm not visiting the US at all during his term.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Don't visit us. Don't travel here. They need to understand there's financial consequences to making this country unwelcoming.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is the advice I'm following. And it's really sad because I was so interested in seeing the US in person for a really long time. Now some scumbag came to ruin it all.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

We'd love to see you after we fix our little fascist infestation.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just heard an ad on a podcast inviting me to visit Key West, Florida, which is apparently an LGBT resort paradise.

Not happening, not even if they paid me.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Dude I'm in Canada and shit's looking bleeeeak

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago

Oh, you'll be fine as long as you don't have to work to live. If you are rich enough to live of the work of others.

Everyone else is fucked. The plutocrats are going to make sure of that.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (6 children)

We must follow the teachings of Luigi.

And apply it with the methods of Ted Kaczynski.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

malcolm-x-by-any-means-necessary.jpg

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I fit in at least 5 of those

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Maybe the rest just need to relax for you to fit in

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Have you tried not being you are?

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[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

How did we get to this, I thought the progress he have made would have actually stuck in some people's heads (I've voters). Unfortunately, some people don't understand what the progress was for because all they think about are their wallets and control of others

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I've always considered Musk to have the look of the Innsmouth about him; pale clammy skin, wide eyes clumped above his guppy jaw. I hope he will be lured by the ancestral calls and return to the murky depths in due course.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Poor is the most loaded word here. Less than $300K a year is probably the cutoff.

... or actually dependent on social security or medicare ...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Hooray, I'm several of those.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Magats

I’m one of the good ones

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] kfr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Master and an apprentice.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I'm going to be good all the way. I'm happy being dead knowing I'm not on the same plane of existence as these douche nozzles.

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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

What if I’m an atheist but wealthy? Like how much do I need to donate to be safe?

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