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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago

Your internal meetings constitute legitimate interests and will be shared with our 8 billion partners

[ ok ]

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 385 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..

If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.

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[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 308 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"I don't like it when people find out what I really think"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

a terrorist.

and remember folks... there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism...

welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.

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[–] zapzap@lemmings.world 206 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Is that dude turning orange?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 168 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

His hyu-man skin is melting.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

He's clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Symptom of fascism

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who's spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.

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[–] I3lackshirts94@lemmy.world 167 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”

Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.

a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.

If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 ~~00~~.

edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/16397691

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

300 would be 1% wouldn't it? It'd be like paying a fine of 3

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags

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[–] copd@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022

Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000

I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.

So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine

Source: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-percentiles/

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago

Oh no...is someone taking your privacy?

That's interesting...

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.

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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 90 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

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[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

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[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.

This timeline is absurd.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Mark Zuckerberg did not address Meta’s $25 million settlement with Donald Trump that will see the company paying $22 million for the eventual establishment of the Trump Presidential Library.

My biggest surprise is that trump wants to establish a presidential library. Probably has some plan to steal the money from there.

I want to be able to be able to talk about stuff openly, but I am also trying to like, well, we’re trying to build stuff and create value in the world

PFFFFFFFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

His presidential library is just going to be a bunch of fast food restaurant menus.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago

why does everyone treat me like I'm an asshole?

Asks the asshole

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he only took a glance at the very straightforward privacy settings...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago

☑️ I don't disagree to not disable the disability of Facebook to not share my conversations with 4721 untrusted data unpartners"

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 week ago

Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.

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[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.

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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

Now that's an amazing headline.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago

Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.

Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.

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[–] vala@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

I wonder if he realizes that's because no one around him respects or likes him?

[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago
[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People really do end up with the face they deserve.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn't broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.

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[–] emmy67@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism

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