"Hey, babe! New Hitler Youth merch just dropped!"
"They're labeling themselves?"
"Yeah! They got race-supremecy friends and everything!"
"Let me grab my grampa's bat. He beat so many Nazis with this...at the game of baseball of course."
"Of course."
[Beat on the Brat by The Ramones plays in the background]
Was your grandpa the Bear Jew by any chance?
Hmm? I'm not familiar with that term. He just left me this bat with his friends' signatures on it, and a few religious symbols. It's pretty stained, but it's got a lot of sentimental value. He didn't say much except that he used it to teach Nazis a lesson by beating them...at the game of baseball. Always that pause near the end as grandma gave him a sharp look. She must have not wanted me to hear about his baseball stories.
It's what they called one of the characters in "Inglorious Bastards", who beat a Nazi to death with a baseball bat
The commenter was playing along and implying Grandpa's bat was blood-stained.
This is correct. I was just trying to be ironic. Sorry if I baited anyone.
Thanks for being kind to me and assuming the best. As it is, I was doing an ironic shtick in the same vein.
I'm an idiot 😂
No, you're sincere. We need more of that.
For anyone who hasn’t seen Here’s a clip
He had many names.
“I consigned 2 adults and 3 children to a concentration camp and all I got was this stupid t-shirt”
I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi
Gosh, I don't really like t-shirts. Can I get a sticker instead?
I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who buys a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi
Inflation's gotten so bad, nowadays all you get is a T-shirt. Used to be you could get 40 pieces of silver for it.
30... 30 pieces of silver. :)
Current value? $939.
I see you studied your Comparitive Economics of Historic Treachery.
Building on this, it's true that the current value of that amount of silver is probably only a few hundred dollars, but at the time, it may have been months worth of salary for a laborer.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver#Identity_of_the_coins
I reported the bigots, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a better world.
Sorry to reuse my comment, but it seems to fit here.
Also, wouldn't this actually be deflation in the value of silver and / or inflation of the value of labor relative to it?
Also, wouldn’t this actually be deflation in the value of silver and / or inflation of the value of labor relative to it?
:::spoiler Shhhhhh!
Yes. It would be deflation but the joke doesn't work that way and I figured I could get away with it.
I chose to tell the joke knowing it contained an error, bringing shame and dishonor upon my family.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
"We believe it is up to us, the regular American people to pick up the civic duty and try to bring those numbers up,” said ~~Alvarado~~ the Nazi youth. “We don’t believe its adequate what Trump Administration is doing when it comes to deportations.”
"It's ok though, they're not Jewish so it's fine! We aren't Nazis! We just want to round up a created enemy and shove them into concentration camps! You're overreacting!"
It's only Nazism if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany in the 1930s. Otherwise it's just sparkling... no, actually, still Nazism.
Naw, man. You'd get your ass beat wearing something like that
So report the college Republicans to immigration and get a T-shirt to burn.
I reported the bigots, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a better world.
Who would've guessed Republicans would be a bunch of Nazi pick-mes?
Gotta show their devotion to the cult.
Red trucker hat and a t-shirt: Nazi uniform minus the fashion sense.
Both of those shirts would work great on range target.
Big circle for the chest, small white area near the heart.
Print some targets with those shirt patterns and take em to a range!
I heard Cody Friedland might be here illegally someone should report him
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