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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 15 hours ago

Yet another diversion.

This won't ever happen and they can't be stupid enough to not know that.

All these crazy things make the headlines which now are so fill that there is little space left for the actual goal of all this: self enrichment of the Republican party members and their financers

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus christ they are drawing borders on fucking downloads. What a world.

[–] Funwayguy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

How else are they going to milk their talentless techbro cash cows? Can't have China popping that imaginary wealth bubble now can we. /s

[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately nothing new on that front. We've had geofencing for years.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

These guys are making it so easy to outcompete with America in the world market.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago

you wouldn't download a car...

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Streisand effect in 3…2…1…

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 50 points 1 day ago

🎶 The land of the free and the home of the brave!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

Haha lol what a dope

A reminder to anyone who still believes Cenk Yugur is on our side: THIS shithead is the guy he highlighted as someone who might be open to working with left-populists 🤦

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Gulf of America and low gas prices!! This is all fucked.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Welp better download deepseek before they go through with it.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 1 day ago

Call me back if it somehow makes it out of committee

[–] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What if I only upload it to my pc?

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago

They are so confident that Stargate is going to be a success