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[–] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 39 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

"We have to save our marriage by devastating our daughter for no reason!"

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 18 points 22 hours ago

My wife and I concluded that the developer was a child of an unhappy divorce house

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 22 hours ago

Haven’t gotten that far, but I’ve heard of it.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, my partner was none too pleased at this part.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Right? I understand what they were doing but DAMN.

[–] teawrecks@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

my ex partner really liked this game. we broke up before we finished it. can someone fill me in?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Sure. Very very spoiler heavy below.

spoilerFor a refresher, the core concept of the game is that a husband and wife are divorcing for a variety of reasons. Their daughter finds out and cries over a book asking her parents to get back together. The self help relationship book then comes to life, turns the parents into dolls, and guides them on a quest to be better for each other so they don't split up. The parents aren't happy with this and just look for ways to get back into their normal bodies. When they realize that their kid cried over the book, the dad assumes that tears are the answer based off of the books he reads with said kid. So they go into the kids bedroom, find the kids favorite stuffed animal (an elephant) and proceed to literally tear it apart while it begs for its life. Like screams and pleads for the parents to not tear it apart. I cannot emphasize enough that the toy came to life and started begging to not be killed but they do it anyway. You as the two players RIP IT APART. You tear off a leg and an ear (I believe) in the process. The kid finds the toy and is mortified and proceeds to start crying. It obviously doesn't work and they're still stuck as dolls. Parents feel bad but frankly not remotely bad enough.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I remember reading a review, i think from Ars Technica, that said that the dad was by far the worst parent and, as a character, someone who didn't evolve or learn anything. Is that right?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

I never ended up finishing the game from what I remember, although I came close. I was playing with my ex as well lol

I don't really remember him learning anything but honestly? I think the wife is worse. They're both awful people in different regards but the wife is just so fucking cold. The dad is a dope. Stay at home dad that clearly has ADHD that he can't manage and isn't really in the best position to be a good parent but is an excellent dad, if that makes sense. He takes care of his child and spends absurd amounts of time with her but the lessons that he should be teaching her are often just left on the wayside. He just wants to have fun with her and be a good dad, not a good parent. He will go out of his way to set things up for his wife to try and be kind to her. The wife on the other hand works all the time and doesn't have much time for the family. That would be one thing but the time she does have she just refuses to use to engage with said family. She ignores the husband and the kid and just runs off to be on her own. The dad keeps mentioning this throughout the game, that she doesn't spend any time with them. She will just go into her shed and start tinkering on things, actively ignoring her family.

From what I could tell, neither one learned a single fucking thing during the (majority) portion of the game I played. The self help book keeps trying to teach them lessons and both of them ignore it but the husband is often more receptive. He'll question what's being said and try to bring it up with his wife who just refuses to engage.

They both suck but the dad tries and spends time with his kid. The mom seems to just hate her husband and her kid.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah.... the game is definitely a bit special.

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Well... To put it lightly and relatively spoiler free: They made their daughter cry doing something quite awful.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago

my headcanon is that that fucking book is a demon trying to make things even worse for the family

[–] JOMusic@lemmy.ml 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah honestly, this wasn't too far off the GTA V torture mission. Can't believe the creators saw no issue with this.

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

I always enjoyed the mission, I guess I have a passion for dentistry.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I still don't know why people like this game. Sure the gameplay may be fun, but everything else about the game is screaming in your face "these are terrible people, you should hate them"

[–] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

My partner and I spent the whole game going "these two better not stay together at the end, they're horrible and that would be a terrible moral"

[–] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

That was our thoughts too, they didn't learn shit and that scene was viscerally uncomfortable.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I never played it, but watched a playthrough. Tbh I didn't even finish that cause I got to the elephant scene and noped the fuck out. Like who actually thinks this is good? In any capacity?

"oH tHe CoNtRoLs ArE gOoD fOr NoNgAmErS!" Tbh that's not enough for me to think a game is GOTY. It needs to have a story that's at least as well done as the gameplay. It's why the Arkham games are S tier imo.

[–] Poopfeast420@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I played it with a friend and we had the exact same thoughts.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 22 hours ago

The whole game felt fucked up. Like partaking in a business casual traumatization of their daughter by way of varied mini games.

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah and it was never addressed or really commented on?? The script for the game seems really poorly thought out.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Literally NO ONE talks about how shit the writing for the game is. No one.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The Ars Technica review was pretty open about it. But yeah I've never had a person who recommended it mention the plot.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/03/it-takes-two-hands-on-legitimately-good-co-op-fun-if-you-mute-the-story/

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

Eww it requires an EA account

[–] chrisgpz@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Such amazing gameplay, my friend and I really enjoyed it but holy crap is it fucked up. The end of their previous game (A Way Out) was also very fucked up. Even with the emotional trauma, I'm looking forward to Split Fiction.

[–] Cirelo@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Me and the wife were just talking about this last week. wild part of the game