So he's eating all the milk and cookies up his prehensile cloaca?
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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'kay, hear me out...
You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. Under which category, it is still to be defined.
Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don't crawl down chimneys.
This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.
Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.
I'm not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I'm going to set traps on the roof.
Can you not? At least wait until December...
Well this could use a nsfw tag lmao creepy af
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
(sorry, I had to)
Dune 3 gonna be lit
You've given me nightmares, thanks
That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.
A terrible day to be literate
My father died from a lubed up chimney.
He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.
It's disgusting. Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a COW'S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
Who's behind does that come from?
I vaguely know that you're quoting Futurama, but what about toothpaste? I don't think they're made with animal body fluids
Wimmy wam wam wazzle! Ho!
It's kind of in disorder isn't it?
It makes a lot of sense actually.
With that face I could imagine it being a large foreskin instead.
Lol, this is like "All Through the House" from Love, Death, and Robots.
Santa mutated by the T-Virus.