Memes

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

They look 12

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

Is this DOGE??

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

What a bunch of fucking dorks

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

imagine pairing ties like that

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

I love how none of them look like they're meant to be in the photo. They are somehow all crammed in.

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

Fuckin mods.

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

Yes, nobody can comprehend this one photo.

How can it cause both physical and emotional pain?

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

When puberty drops those alpha levels gonna be through the roof - lock up your females and bow down to your masters.