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[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 hours ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[–] guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

aren't they?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My masculinity is augmented.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Can't be, at least one of Elon's little boys has broccoli hair.

[–] dragonfucker 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 19 points 14 hours ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 93 points 19 hours ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 66 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[–] im_john_here@programming.dev 55 points 19 hours ago

Is this DOGE??

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 35 points 19 hours ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

weird flex but ok

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 26 points 19 hours ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 15 hours ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

They are our equals.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

Be excellent to each other, be less than excellent to these dweebs

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

imagine pairing ties like that

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

[–] vividkitten@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

I love how none of them look like they're meant to be in the photo. They are somehow all crammed in.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 16 hours ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Fuckin mods.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 5 points 19 hours ago

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 16 hours ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Yes, nobody can comprehend this one photo.

How can it cause both physical and emotional pain?

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