this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What is the one thing men want? Vintage video game consoles? 40k miniatures? Old cookbooks? Because I'm a man and I want all of these things.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Disgusting.

[–] drhorseturd@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

When she hasn't showered in a couple of days 🤤

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 78 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Vague, sexist generalizations deserve rude answers.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 day ago (10 children)

OK but how do I wash a Nintendo NES without ruining it?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Nintendo NES"

Seriously? That's almost grandma saying "playbox" level. And do you not know what NES is an abbreviation of? Its "Nintendo entertainment system", which means you wrote "Nintendo Nintendo entertainment system".

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 12 hours ago

You're right about the Nintendo stuff, but could you please not mention grandma's playbox ever again in posts where the topic is about insinuating filthy vaginas.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Take it apart, put the plastics in a soap and water solution. Clean the electronics with compressed air and a small toothbrush with ~~isotope~~ Isopropyl alcohol were needed.

Any yellowing of the plastics you can use peroxide with a UV light.

Edit: Isopropyl alcohol*

[–] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Isotope alcohol? That’s what i call a real glow-up!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I prefer radioactive cleaning products, nothing says clean like irradiated.

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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not remotely how this meme format is used but ok?

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Oh shit it's the meme police.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, the entire joke is a subversion of expectations. The only reason the joke works at all is because the format is being used "incorrectly".

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The text is the subversion. Visually it makes no sense.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

It does if both parties are referring to a different noun

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bruh I thought it was about washing plates. What is this nsfw conversion in my Christian server. Sexism is permitted tho 👍

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I love these threads, free karma:

Man bad.

<- Upvotes that way

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

After throwing it in the microwave first obviously

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

You can't make me

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