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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Do you know what happens to hydrogen when close to 0K?

Yeah. Metal.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Metallic hydrogen may also make up parts of Jupiter's core.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] oo1@lemmings.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Plutonium is not a real element.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 4 points 59 minutes ago

It's a dwarf element.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm confused, that's just a normal periodic table.

Found the astronomer.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

what? no, a normal periodic table has oxygen and carbon too!

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 hour ago

i mean, i think most chemists are organic

few are free range though

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Iodine is a transition metal I will die on this hill.

Care to defend your position? Iodine is certainly not in the d-block...

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 74 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

*The Periodic Table according to Michael Jackson

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Does that decay into ShNoMe?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Yup. Faster with a catalyst. Ma2Se, Ma2Sa are good examples.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Ah yes, oxygen, my favourite metal

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

It sticks to a magnet, that means metal right?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Can't make fire without oxygen. That's pretty metal 🤟

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Can’t make fire without oxygen

Fluorine fires have entered the chat.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Fluorine fires have entered the chat.

Oh shit, someone call the fluorine fire department to save the chat!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

call the fluorine fire department

Sometimes there is no such department, especially for the most vigorous fluorinating reagents like chlorine trifluoride: Sand Won't Save You This Time (Derek Lowe)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

it can potentially go on to “burn” things that you would normally consider already burnt to hell and gone, and a practical consequence of that is that it’ll start roaring reactions with things like bricks and asbestos tile.

Yeah, that's a big fat nope from me 😬

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao I think that particular emoji is sign language for love, not that that isn't appropriate here

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Even apart from sign language, it's the hand sign for "hang loose" and not "throwing horns." But was as close as I could get.

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 16 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing now?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago

Matrix missed a great chance at an awesome unrealistic underwater flight scene.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What about metallic hydrogen in the core of planets?

Funnily enough, probably not a metal according to astronomers.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"Wait, they're ALL metals?"
"Always have been."

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Physicists are notorious for approximating, and astronomers are even worse. But there are some subfields where they care about being more precise, and you maybe break the periodic table into a handful of elements plus alphas. And there's that one or two people getting exquisite spectral resolution and signal-to-noise on a few stars and measuring the abundance of Technetium or whatever.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 15 points 13 hours ago

It's why I fucking love astrophysics. There's so much handwaving because so much information is observed.

But without the handwaving you can't find crazy ass things like nuclear fusion being behind the power of stars. You find these really big numbers everywhere that make the "normal stuff" negligible.

It not that the precision isn't important, it's just not always relevant at particular scales, like the scale of space.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

yOu aRe MadE oF sTardUst

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago