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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Granted. Superman had to practise controlling his strength for his entire life so he wouldn't hurt those around him. You can survive that strength, but others can't.

I should point out that this means you can never pet a dog again.

Poor guy having to hold his nut back so Lois Lane didn't die.

[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Granted. The hardened flesh causes constant pain throughout your body yet you cannot feel the touch of another.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Granted. However, your body is now so large that your lungs are unable to take in enough oxygen to support it. You slowly asphyxiate and die.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Granted. The weakest point of the male body is the testicles, so those are gone now.

Granted. You gain the power through x-kryptonite. You gain the nickname Tarhiel.

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