Borrowed from lemmy.zip
Goddamit squirrel I'm trying, ive got years of lurker conditioning to break.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2025
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- Presses reply
- Types an insightful comment
- Looks at it. There’s something wrong with it. He just doesn’t know what.
- Erases it. Starts over.
- *Still doesn’t feel right *
- Hits cancel, discards the comment, and goes back to doom scrolling.
Fine you win this round
This is the way
..... Nice.
Hey Bernie 👋🏽
But .. but what if someone downvotes me?
It's really hard for me to not downvote this.
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than getting downvoted and not caring while having a bunch of people who clearly care a lot about votes tell me I should care about downvotes.
Go ahead and downvote me, it literally doesn’t matter.
I'm an introvert, leave me alone.
It's ok to be a lurker. Lurkers, I'm happy you're here with us.
And we're here for you.
Hey this user isn’t a lurker!! They’re a big fat phony!!!
I’m doing my part by flooding Lemmy with opossum and bat pics. Maybe an occasional raccoon if the mood is right.
its hard when i get most of my content here.
Does actively commenting but never posting count as lurking?
I also want this answer. I’m trying to find things to post but commenting comes more naturally!
I'm doing my part!
I'll do better!
I've been busy!
But I like being a lurker 😟
Too late, lurkers don't comment!
I still remember this epic comment from @cm0002@lemmy.world. It's funny because cm0002 is like one of the most active posters I see around.
They really upped their game!
Why do I too remember that post and the comment, huh, I might be spending a lot of time here
No, I only come here when I poo.
Can't you talk while pooing?
Some people, even presidents, poo and talk at the same time! Every time they open their mouths!
But Lurkers are great at defending from enemy infantry in StarCraft.
I'm glad someone else thinks of the zerg when lurkers are discussed.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
No seriously, it's actually fun to comment on random things. Often the next day when I wake up I have a bunch of fun responses in my inbox.
Lemmy is far and away the most active I've ever been on social media, then I see a three month old account with 2K comments and suddenly feel like a lurker.
Some of us comment and some of us post. You're a poster.
lurk lurk lurk hehehehehe try to stop me b
I lurke, I smirk, I work, but not twerk, does that make me a jerk?
It’s one perk.
Sorry <3
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
I do as I please
Just posted some meme. Happy?!
Im not! I furiously type my thoughts on every post I can to let my opinions be known to the community!
Are my almost daily cat pictures not enough for you?!
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