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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by LlamaByte@lemmings.world to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Wish all the companies I bought from called me a zombie from the abyss 🥰

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[-] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 100 points 2 years ago

This is not the first time Malibal made an appearance.

Last time I heard about them, they shafted the CoreBoot people then also banned the several countries from doing business with them.

Malibal is legitimately insane.

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[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 68 points 2 years ago

https://www.malibal.com/legal/terms/

This is so hilariously unhinged. Fun starts at "Geographical Restrictions"

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

Lmao, they prohibit anyone using any Google device or service, any Apple device or service and any (active) Reddit user.

[-] ExFed@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Hey, at least they promote Lemmy!

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

Use of Google Products and Services

Users are prohibited from accessing this website using any Google products or services. This includes, but is not limited to, the following:

  1. Gmail: Users may not use Gmail to register, login, or otherwise interact with this site.
  2. Google Chrome: Users may not use the Google Chrome web browser to access this site. – Exception: De-Googled forks of Chrome are allowed.
  3. Google Pixel Phones: Users may not use Google Pixel phones or any other Google-branded hardware to access this site.
  4. Android: Users may not use the Android operating system in its standard, Google-integrated form. – Exception: De-Googled versions of Android.
  5. Other Google Services: Any other services or products provided by Google, including but not limited to Google Search, Google Drive, Google Meet, and Google Workspace, are also prohibited from accessing this site.

Enforcement: If it is determined that any user has accessed this website using any of the aforementioned Google products or services, > we reserve the right to terminate the user’s access to the site immediately without notice.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

If they have the ability to accurately detect/enforce any of that, I'd be way more impressed with their fingerprinting techniques than any of the hardware they're selling

[-] ray1992xd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Google apple and reddit must have really pissed them off to include this in their terms.

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[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Most of this is because of some drama where they tried to port coreboot by lowballing some coreboot agencies who eventually told him to fuck off

[-] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

Well that was a crazy read. Never seen a company act this way before. Sounds like a very small operation. Unfortunately their products don't appeal to me at all, I'd much rather buy a Framework.

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Fortunately

[-] solardirus@slrpnk.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What in the fuck?

It just kept going. Calling customers "zombies"..... bannung people from using chrome to access website, banning "regular reddit users"...... banning particular countries for pettt grudges with like, a few individuals???

[-] huskypenguin@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

I thought the article would end there. It just kept goooooooooinnnnggggggg

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Probably just shitty ass company. honestly their act like ass to everyone tell me is bis red flag company

[-] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This hurts to read because of how badly written it is. Do you not read what you've written?

[-] chwilson@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

finally, the official laptop of schizophrenia

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Need to install templeOS on it

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

First I thougt its just a prank by a bored social media intern, but it looks like the whole company is built on this insane absurd communication. It was a hilarious read :D

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

how the hell are they still in business lmao

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

No publicity is bad publicity I guess?

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The whole company is just the one guy. He obviously has mental health issues.

[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago

As i understand it, the OEM business has razor thin margins as it is. This seems like an aggressively unsustainable business practice, to the point that it's making me wonder what their game is...

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I was under the impression, from reading one of the developers write of his interaction with the owner, that they're just selling dropped shipped white label laptops.

They're simply add branding and a disk image which the white label manufacturer applies before shipping.

So it doesn't even seem to be an OEM... Just some guy trying to make an easy buck with some slick marketing and white label laptops... he just couldn't get the image setup and failed spectacularly in collaboration with the people who could help him.

[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In the modern parlance, i believe that counts as an OEM but the more accurate term that no one uses is probably a VAR

[-] marcuslee@pawb.social 26 points 2 years ago

That’s the wildest company that I’ve ever seen

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

As a KDE person, the random potshot at KDE for absolutely no reason is what got me lol.

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[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

It makes me sad that you had to spend so much time with this topic. But thank you for publishing it ❤️

[-] LlamaByte@lemmings.world 37 points 2 years ago

Oh no I'm not the person who runs the blog. I just saw it posted on the Tumblr Linux community and wanted to repost it here. Happy to share it ofc! 😄

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Now, I would love to know more about who's behind MALIBAL, and what's happening within the - probably, single-person - company. However, I have not found any information about that; if you have any, please feel free to contact me.

sorry did the author not come across the companies own about page?

https://www.malibal.com/features/about-us/

lol thats neat, malibal is based directly across the street from the palms casino in vegas.

😂

watch me get all of DC banned for that emoji

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago

That "about" page is fucking wild. They spend like half the page sucking themselves off over how great of a job they did designing their own logo, and then the other half telling the user the proper way to reference the company and its products. I really want to spend some time on the live chat breaking all the rules, like not capitalizing every letter of their name...

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 8 points 2 years ago

https://www.malibal.com/legal/terms/

lmao I'm copying this part to my instance's legal section

[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

Accessed the website using Chrome, on a Google Pixel, routed through a VPN exiting from Colorado.

Was looking for specifically an AMD laptop. WHAT NOW MALIBAL

[-] djehuti@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

No soup for you!

[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

But I notice that they don't say they'll ban everyone from Feddit...?

So, maybe there's some hope for them yet...

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

I like how they take a moral stance against Apple and Google, but then proudly display Boeing and the US Air Force as customers.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

Yeah, they're batshit

Lmao theres gotta be a timeline in which Malibal ships to the DPRK and ONLY the DPRK

[-] alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 years ago

Just as a info, they are a Clevo reseller: https://linustechtips.com/topic/802163-clevo-custom-laptops-and-world-clevo-resellers/#comment-10086025

That probably also applies to a lot of other small size linux laptop companies that are not doing a lot of custom stuff in their laptops.

[-] PushButton@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

That company is probably owned by This guy.

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I kind of like the utter insanity that seems to be their norm. Not going to buy anything from them but still.

[-] Mwa@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Wait Nicco Loves Linux isn't it that KDE dev?

Yeah he's a KDE dev and has an actually quite good YouTube channel that really should have more subscribers than it does

[-] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[-] ray1992xd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Skikk is a clevo reseller too. Those laptops are very nice. They do however sound like a jet engine when the game starts. But I just turn the volume up higher and then I don't hear it anymore.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

wow havent seen anything this moody in a long while

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