that was a given, since he had all the nominations
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I mean, the US and China have been known to manipulate other countries as well, along with smaller regional shit. Russia's definitely current top dog in that though, unless of course it just means they're the worst at hiding it.
US gets the lifetime achievement trophy for sure
Great voting. Best voting ever.
In Soviet Russia, Putin votes You! ~to~ ~be~ ~the~ ~next~ ~candidate~ ~to~ ~the~ ~gulag~
It's been crazy learning how many people never learned about the collapse of the USSR
Netanyahu got scammed
Netanyahu scammed. Dunno about getting scammed.
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Also winner of the Cold War!
You know, it's occurring to me now that we're getting our own medicine. How many governments have we controlled?
buy a few hundred politicians. r is for rubles