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[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

he probably wouldn't even die, he'd just spread it to as many people as possible so he can turn it into a global pandemic and kill off the "undesirables"

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Like his herpes?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Is that his exwife? What's she even doing on twitter?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago

She's garbage just like him

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

One of them, yes.

How an independently successful person like her got knocked up by Elon, I'll never understand.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

I think the only other things I know about her was the photo op of her reading The Communist Manifesto after the divorce and her tweeting him to stop being awful one time. Everything seems performative with her when it would be so easy for her to be a sympathetic figure. Well, shitheels attract shitheels.

Money. No deeper than that.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

I don't know the ins and outs of their relationship but the impression I got was that they weren't "together" in a traditional sense.

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Elon will get fucked, since he's already a chicken.

Jon Stewart Says Elon Musk Flaked on 'Daily Show' Interview Offer https://search.app/q7ZWc8e9BMM3zA8G7

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why use a Google link shortener with tracking, instead of linking to the Hollywood reporters site directly.

Or, more to the point, why use a Google app that replaces links you want to share with redirects?

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll be honest, I'm not very tech savvy. I thought, going to the website (using my phone) and using the share/copy link option was good enough. If you let me know how to avoid these inconveniences, I'll implement such an approach next time.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Depends on your process. Are you using the Google (Search) App? I don't think you can turn that off in there. I'd take a look at using a different Browser. If you're on iOS, Safari is probably fine, if you're on Android, I'd think about using Firefox (Google Play), or if you're feeling daring, Fennec, a more privacy focused version of Firefox (F-droid).

The UX will be different, and you gotta decide whether you're fine with that, but at least those won't change the links you're trying to share.

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Thanks for the information. I'm browsing Lemmy using Sync on my android phone and I'll browse articles sometimes using duckduckgo, mozilla, or Google search app

[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe try using the "open in firefox/chrome" before

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

A surprising amount of people on iOS use the "Google App" as a browser

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i have this handy applicator that lets you skip that step, point and click, hk makes it.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

Or failing that, use the eggs to give Elon super high cholesterol.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Rip the 12th chicken :'(