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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 56 points 18 hours ago

American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

[–] saltynachos@lemm.ee 24 points 18 hours ago (4 children)
[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"

Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 10 points 16 hours ago

Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago

Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."

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[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

A book that I haven't read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.

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[–] catchy_name@feddit.it 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

~~Looks like it isn’t real.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~

I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.

More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 18 hours ago

The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.

[–] TGhost@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

It's the official government word for foreigners.

[–] gon@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 15 points 18 hours ago

Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

[–] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~

~~Fake...~~

WTF... Not fake...

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gon@lemm.ee 7 points 18 hours ago
[–] ooli2@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It wouldnt be funny as a fake

[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.

To each their own, of course.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 16 hours ago

Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s

And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!

(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
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