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[–] That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

I am a Satanist. I swear no oaths, pledge no allegances, I neither bend the knee nor bow my head. The only thing I'm loyal to is the betterment of humanity as a whole.

[–] icy_incident72@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

First and foremost, my friends and family. Small friend group because of the morals/ethics I value, so they’re all basically family.

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago

I serve the Soviet Union.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

The people I love. My sense of justice.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago

My wife and children and other immediate family members. The people that I know will have my back no matter what.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My wife, and a personal code of ethics.

Everything else lands somewhere between "trust but verify" and "it/they will kill me and everything I love the second I let my guard down".

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Mans got to have a code

[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Myself. No one is looking out for me.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

My friends and family.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My happiness, the happiness of my loved ones, and the happiness of others in that order.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Leftist scum

/s

+1

[–] Aleryhu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago
[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Flamangoman@leminal.space 1 points 17 hours ago

Ok, but which one comes first in an ultimatum?????

[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

My wife is first. Objective truth is now a secret hobby.

[–] small44@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago
[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 0 points 22 hours ago

To not be bored.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 minutes ago

Username checks out

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)