Sorry to bother you but it is "missing the cue" not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.
¿que?
S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)
ese o se ca ese
But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?
I've done that before. Massively embarrassing.
OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There's no karma!
Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.
Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)
Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso
I think you missed the Q.
Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔
Cuz, f tha police?
Cuz all cops are bastards
I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!
Me when I have to throw 'Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards' (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)
Am I the only person who doesn't encourage my 6 year old to lie?
And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.
The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a "Cultural Exchange Opportunity".
Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid
Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don't know, it's a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents
Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it...
Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn't even want me to know, let alone take part.
"Never lie!!!"
Knock knock "Are there any Mexicans in this house?"
"YES SIR, they're hiding in my basement to escape your search."
Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.
Nah, yer not alone. we're out here. Just quiet.
¿Missing the what?
The queue. It's a British thing.
Edit: your one's much better; just adding this edit so people don't miss it ;-)
Cue
Ex cues me
A friend of mine's kid snitched on him when he was in the right. Something similar where 5 and under were free or discounted, and he said to the ticket person she's 5, and she just decided to play a kid game with him. "NOOO DADDDY, I'M 6!" but she actually was 5. He said, no, you're not sweetheart you're 5, and the lady gives him a wink and goes "It's ok, she can be 5 today." He was trying to tell her she actually was 5 and he wasn't trying to cheat them, and she's like "don't worry about it" in a tone that said she was not believing him.
That kid has a future. They understood the premise, found a creative way to use it, then successfully embarrassed their dad. That's S-Tier trolling.
¿Que?
That child is illegitimate.
Missing the what?
All cops are... babies??
sounds like a totally not made-up situation
Come to balkan ma frend, where people will force their 12 y/o to say they are 6 for free bus ticket 🙂
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