How the fuck did we get here? : shittyasklemmy

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[-] nick@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Harambe?

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

most likely.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

Shitty Ask Lemmy