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Saving the world
(lemmy.ml)
A stand-up meeting every two hours in which nobody actually stands up
And the meeting lasts 45 minutes, minimum
And the project manager is just talking about his son's college football game for 44 of those minutes.
It's like we all work in the same company
And there is that one guy who talks for 15 minutes but says basically nothing other than buzzwords.
"I could have done this in half the time with X."
"Now is NOT the time to change framework!"
If we make this better automated, then we can save a lot of time and effort after just 10 apocalyptic events
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2021
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