Man, reality is getting so fucked I'm starting to eat the onion
Kiss the ring...
I just got a flashback to that scene of Kelsey Grammer (in the show Boss) making some young politician beg him on his fucking knees... These days I have a feeling this might not be so far from the truth, with some people.
We are supposed to thank the astronauts for the risks to their lives and the service they give us not the other fucking way around.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Plus they have to sign over half their possessions or the will be renditioned.
Is it satire, or is it real? Who knows!
Do they even own a suit?
"fuck you, i'd rather be a shark's lunch."
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