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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 251 points 1 year ago

"CaN i PiCk AnOtHeR oPtIoN"

Bitch, you came looking for silver and found gold.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 157 points 1 year ago

She recognized the gold.

She now wants his filthiest pickup line.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

It better be about dead animal bones and forging too

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, you're hot like a forge. Wanna bone?

(Never said it'll gonna be good)

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

You don't know if it's good until you tried it

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Hey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I'll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Calm down, Amber Heard.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 37 points 1 year ago

She's concerned because he also loves talking about Rome and 40k

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago

You need to be able to pick the recipe option then. If someone knows recipes from ancient Rome, they might just be a harmless history nerd. If someone knows recipes from WH40K, well, I don't know what to say.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't 40k, depending on who and where, be something like, "Open meal package. Place 200g water in package. Close package and shake for 40 seconds. Open package and eat." Civilian worlds you can just make up whatever, just like the scenario designers do. Want a US-lite world? Got one. Want a world reminiscent of 1800s UK? Got two.

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What is his number. Interested for a friend.

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, she was so impressed that she wanted to hear more from him.

[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 223 points 1 year ago

Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

[-] lostme@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[-] koper@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago

That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with "girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I'd put a bone in you."

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

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[-] False@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I believe the proper response is "No".

[-] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So, like... a cheesecake recipe?

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[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Because this is fake.

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

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[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 80 points 1 year ago
[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can I pick a another option

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 year ago

Vikings also believed that drinking cod liver oil would make them stronger. Turns out, cod liver oil is high in vitamin D which mitigates seasonal depression which is kinda important in northern latitudes.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Trial and error existed before science was a thing, even if medieval academics were idiots who thought seniority was more important than observations and the reasoning used to "explain" things was often as dumb as the reasoning in the OP.

It's how garlic and salt got a reputation of warding off evil spirits because food rotting seemed like it was caused by ghosts to people who had no idea microbes existed, and salt and garlic had anti-microbial properties, which reduced or slowed the occurrence of rot and/or mold.

Of course, from there it got taken to ridiculous levels, like people thinking a ring of salt protects them from non-existent beings or garlic frightens off other non-existent beings. But it all started from noticing that meat lasted longer for those with good access to salt (or something along those lines).

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 43 points 1 year ago

Is this actually true? Because all the YouTube videos I've seen of people trying to make iron in primitive ways have the issue of too much carbon in the iron. This causes the iron to be very brittle and hard to work. The trick about making good steel is to get just the right amount of carbon.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Also remember that carbon is lost as the metal is worked, so the strength can be increased simply by working the metal longer. This is how wrought iron is produced, although wrought iron ends up having a much lower carbon content in the process of removing slag.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You need >700C to decarburise iron you don't need much for that but coal and a fan, i.e. a bloomery. Pretty much defines the beginning of the iron age. Getting very low-carbon iron is quite easy, you just need enough fuel and air, the trick is then adding the right amount of carbon back. Also, getting rid of impurities, slag inclusions, etc, long story short: Lots of hammering and folding different carbon grades together, though some work can be saved by building very large bloomeries and processing very large batches producing quite slag-free low-carbon iron which then can be case-hardened.

The way out of that is crucible steel, melting your ingredients in an air-tight crucible, but that requires advanced furnace technology that somehow noone came up with before industrialisation, with the exception of India. The banding btw is due to alloy not production method (though you need to follow specific steps to bring out the banding).

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I would spam B

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[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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