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[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 98 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a load of fun.

I sure like wasting my time with someone who I know would dislike something essential about me.

But hey, you go sis, stick it to the man.

[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It's not wasted time if you get a free meal out of it.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

^ the for-profit prison system

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just going to drop this link right here... (Some states charge inmates room and board)

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the link. That’s definitely true and my comment was moreso just a criticism of the prison system in general.

I’ve also archived that NPR article here because there’s certainly a possibility that “woke” (read: truthful) NPR content could start disappearing if they get defunded or otherwise targeted

http://archive.today/DeCzj

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

No worries! Prison and jail are well worth criticizing. They charge you for anything they can get away with.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

a load

Bit more than that if we’re going off my body count 💅

[-] Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 90 points 1 year ago

And.. they don't understand what a body count is and start confiding in you about all the people they murdered.

[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

If I were her I’d make sure to tell him in a very public place, and only if he didn’t know where I lived or worked.

[-] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

how to randomly end up strangled

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

A decade ago, my friend went on a tinder date with a guy who said he worked in "protection services". After the third date, he admitted that he's actually a cop, which she was on the fence about. He begged her to stay.

Then after three months of dating, she broke up with him, deleted her social media, lived with her parents a few states away, and cut off all contact with everyone who known her.

Only about a year ago did she finally reconnect with her social group.

So yeah, that gut check is important.

[-] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Not surprised she did all of that you basically can't break up with a cop

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

That's a lot of manky sex to put up with just for a joke

[-] don@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Imagine putting up with a conservative man for months, just to try to prank him about the number of sexual partners you’ve had. That says volumes more about the mental state of the pranker than the unfortunate life choice of the prankee.

[-] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's a joke man.

[-] werewolfborg@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of a dangerous move even if he’s not violent or abusive. The conservative “jokes” will rub off on her just like it’s done to girls I know.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

This is definitely the funniest argument against this idea in the thread.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

In my experience growing up in the South...a lot of conservative women have a ridiculously high body count that they hide once they settle down.

So this scenario happens a lot.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Geeze people, it's a meme

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com -1 points 1 year ago

poor taste and poor qua;lity @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world

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