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Train T-rax (lemmy.world)
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[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

This meme was brought to you by the Swiss national railway company

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We only have 250.million years to be ready for the next one.

https://www.ncesc.com/geographic-faq/what-will-be-the-next-supercontinent/

The next supercontinent, predicted to coalesce in approximately 250 million years, is most commonly referred to as Pangaea Ultima, though it also goes by names like Pangaea Proxima, Neopangaea, and Pangaea II.

I really enjoy that the article continues and discusses how humans will survive in the middle of the continent. Dinosaurs were killed 65 million years ago. Modern Humans won't be a thing.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Sorry to burst your bubble here pal, but I've been alive for almost three decades in a row and haven't died once. Judging by that, I'm pretty sure I'll still be here in 250 million years.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago

Not just alive, but with proper data extrapolation, there should be one more of you every almost 30 years.

There will be millions of you around by then!

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Good lord. A supercontinent chock full of me. A supercuntinent.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

That is undeniable logic. I wish you continued good health.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thank you! And hey -- the way things are going, all signs point to you being there, too. We're all gonna make it to the new Pangaea!

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Sweet!

I hear the middle will be extremely hot and cold. We should remember to not live there.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well, maybe, but they do say variety is the spice of life so...

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Define human. Yes modern humans aka homosapiens are extinct long before Pangea Dos, but there is still a chance there will be a new species of humans by then. The age of the Dinosaurs lasted 190 million years. The age of Humans could last just as long if not longer. If humans can survive and advance the next 100,000 years they would have the tech to mitigate any mass extinction event.

[-] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

Only problem is that we are the next mass extinction event. can we survive us?

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

If Pangaea was administered by Americans they'd be all like "yeah but it's just too big for trains!".

[-] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago
[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Alright buddy time to get going.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago

We would still have lobbyists telling politicians that trains are a terrible idea

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The factory must grow. Especially with free legendary everything on Vulcanus

https://youtu.be/Mzpk9m_Ike8

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

We regret to inform that all trains will be running behind schedule because an overworked stegosaurus jumped in front of the 8 AM express.

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

This could have easily been a Flintstones episode.

[-] catrass@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

Boy do I have an animated children's show for you

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 2 years ago

I can't imagine the railway network, I haven't lived somewhere with trains in over 35 years.

[-] PeteWheeler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Damn I love building railway systems in civ for my army. Something so satisfying about it.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Which game? My favorite was civ 3 because you could place railroad on the majority of tiles in your territory and make movement cost 0.

I liked declaring surprise wars and moving my entire army across the map in an instant.

[-] PeteWheeler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Civ 3 was my first civ. I loved putting like a 100 units on the same tile.

I was thinking of civ 6 specifically though.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The stack of death was cool. I’m glad it’s gone though because 10 minute barbarian raids were very frustrating

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

OpenTTD goes brrrr

[-] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

nah, i prefer multi stacked 8 lane motorways

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 3 points 2 years ago

Imagine the wars.

[-] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Like Asian, European or 'murican railway network?

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