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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

He gets the jaws theme but played on the xylophone.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

We're gonna need a cuter boat.

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

I was imagining a kazoo orchestra, myself

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine walking around a field one day when suddenly a giant beam of light pulls you up into the sky, turns you over like a babe, and points you to a measuring device as you gasp for breath, and then suddenly - boom it's over - you're tossed not unkindly back into the field where you pick yourself up and walk dazed and confused back home, wondering what the hell just happened and if it even happened at all.

Poor shark.

[-] rooroo@feddit.org 30 points 1 year ago

Kinda looks like it has a very unfortunate kind of moustache that went out of fashions for reasons that are very well related to dangers to humans.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Hitler Shark, doo doo do-do doo doo

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

No sharks are known dangers to humans unless provoked or involved in an extremely rare accident.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 1 year ago

"Danger to humans" simply means they would run rather than attack you. Holding it like that, if your hand is in the wrong place you might still lose it.