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Because they're mother falcon birds!

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Are you Armstrong?

Because that's a streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

It's "Mister Falcon", thank you.

According to the old TBS edit of "Die Hard".

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yippee ki yay mister falcon.

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