I wanted a milkshake, this is clearly a milkspin. Make it again or I'll be speaking to your manager.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Yes sir, Mr. Bond.
Aw, man. I didn't know I could order my martini spun.
You should've put real cotton candy in a real martini glass.
Look at this mother fucker in here rollin deep. He not only has Martini glasses, but he just got cotton candy on hand to shove in one.
I just pulled it from an image search…
Hahaha in reality the cows are treated perfectly well! They're only forcibly impregnated for their entire lives to facilitate a constant cycle of lactation and seperated from their children at birth. Perfectly happy cows! Your milkshake is worth it! :D
Don't worry! Synthetic milk is right around the corner (within a couple of decades), soon we'll be able to save the cows. They'll get to retire to a farm somewhere and live happily ever after.
The dairy and beef lobbies would like to have a word with you, if you'll please just step a little to the right?
Non-animal milks have been around for a long time.
Non-mammalian milk?
Plant milks.
Synthetic milk already sort of exists. Perfect Day Foods uses some sort of fermentation process.
Yeah, Remilk is building a big factory ("the world's largest fermentation facility") here in Denmark to produce synthetic milk, but I wasn't aware if it was going to be used for consumer milk products straight away. Feels like it still needs some development.
Have you asked them if theyre happy or assuming they hate it?
I feel like we need to begin this conversation by establishing that I can't talk to cows
I'm sorry about your disability.
Time for you to study up on your Bovish
Why not?
In nature and historically, cows are often spun, or thrown at high velocity. See the documentary "fetchez la vache" for example.
As long as it brings all the boys to the yard I see no issue. Damn right.
fetchez la vache
A true scholar of history and the arts, I see.
Of course. Everyone knows, if it's in french, it's classy and accurate.
As well as the famous classical epic poem describing a similar-but-agentive event titled "Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle"
Run away!!
Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program
Witnesses at the scene reported "dozens" of boys coming to the yard, only for many to be flung back as far as a whole mile (1.6km) away upon coming into close range of the milkshake's rotational inertia.
That depends. How many boys does it bring to the yard?
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
And please stop killing ducks to make duck tape.
And the baby clothes industry is s horrific tragedy no one seems to care about.
Have you seen babies? Those alien gremlins poop everywhere, it's not a tragedy, it's pest control!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah? Think about baby oil!
Fun fact the name actually come from the fact that originally the external material was I believe duck water proofing feathers.
Princess Bubblegum taught me that this is how perfect cheese is made
That is the largest wood lathe I have seen. Super fucking dangerous setup, as well. Maybe it's only spinning at single digit RPM and you can't tell.
False! It is disinformation I say. The picture is not showing a milkshake machine. This is a high speed cow spinner used for milk separation and cream production!
I have literally never seen an unironic version of this meme so I can't even process it correctly
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Yes.
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