This is why the right are called reactionaries. This guy doesn't wanna make music. He wants to oppose the left.

That is the ideology. There is no through line in conservative thought besides opposition to emancipotory movements. Small government, abortion, guns, religion, tradition, and the family are not values, but ramparts and trenches in the war with the left.

Can't wait to see their set with such time honoured bangers as

• Know Your Neighbour
• Suburban Rebellion
• Go To Sleep
• Tarrifs In The Name Of
• Convicted Fellons On Parade
• People Of The Mar-a-Lago
• RussiaNow
• Freedom Radio
• Preach
• New Boomer Homes

And many many more.

I've noticed every conservative song can't quite keep their lack of skills for symbolism for the whole song. The closest they ever came was the dude singing about the rich men north of richmond, but even then, he had to shit on poor people in poor health. Truly a man of the people.

The fact that they'd want to make a "Rage Against the Machine" band based off of political views means they missed the idea of "Rage Against the Machine" entirely.

"Its like RATM but we're all bootlicking skinheads."

"What 'machine' did you think they were raging against? A lawnmower?"

Band name: The Machine

Can't you see, you're not making the right better, you're just making rock and roll worse!

“what the left and globalists have done”

Am I crazy or have conservatives been harping on “free trade” my entire life?

Poe's Law strikes back

I enjoy how much of a struggle everyone in the comments is having to think of a single decent conservative rock band, let alone one like RatM. If you understand people attracted to authortarianism, it makes sense; they prefer simple over nuanced, they tend to be more likely to conform, etc, it's quite obvious that their values run contrary to art.

That said, conservative rock bands do exist, even if their songs aren't. They just aren't generally artistic or thought provoking. Smash Mouth came to mind (they shilled for Bush back in the day) and All Star is still played on the radio. I'd bet if you dug around, you'd probably find more of those 90s pop rock folks orient right.

Although even trying to think of annoying 90s songs led me down a weird rabbit hole. Like, you know that song "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors? Turns out one Spin Doctor is a major atheist activist. So who knows?

rage on behalf of the machine

I thought about rewriting a RATM song's lyrics to parody this dumb ass concept but then I remembered the only successful neo nazi songs are popular songs with rewritten lyrics to be racist and hateul, because they're all uncreative twat waffles. ___

"yeah hi I'm not conservative but I'm someone who also likes freedom! Not just freedom for me, but freedom for everyone, including those who don't look and act like me!"

These don't seem to undeestand. When you play the song of punk out, it sings that true freedom means solidarity, not conformity.

Suck the machine's wingdangdoodle

Know any successful bands that are NAZIs? I can't think of any.

That’s “Rage for the Machine”

This is Ethan Suplee singing in the van from the film American History X.